jeffwhitledge.com

Personal Information

Only the most egotistic nimrod would register his own name for a Website. In that spirit, I offer here the most dreadful collection of personal indulgence that I can create. In these pages is information that would be stunningly irrelevant even if it were true. If I were speaking these things, you would undoubtedly look down at your mostly-full glass and say, "Excuse me, I need to go refresh my drink," and I would still be talking as you walked away.

But, anyway, you can read these pages at your leisure.

Section Contents

Arkansas Aquarium and Marine Research Center
Our personal ten-gallon aquarium taken way too seriously.
Our House
Photos and description of our magnificent abode. To be updated over time.
Jeff's Stupid Opinions
Things that don't deserve a page of their own, unlike the worthy items on the rest of the site.
Jeff's Bio
I was born, at the age of nine, the son of a poor sharecropper...
Favorite Links
jeffwhitledge.com isn't the only worthwhile Website in on the 'net. This is an annotated list of sites that I've wasted too much time on, and I hope you do the same.